My heart only loves you. I love you more than a wasp can sting, And more than the subway jerks, I love you as much as a beggar needs a crutch, And more than a hangnail irks. It's a funny Valentine's Day poem about a magic potion. It all sounds like the same thing to me! Valentine Wish List I wish I had words to tell you The joy you bring to my life. Cute, funny Valentine's Day poems will get their attention and make them giggle. I love you more than a duck can swim, And more than a grapefruit squirts, I love you more than a gin rummy is a bore, And more than a toothache hurts.
Valentines Day is an entire week celebration, and it is celebrated by different cultures in most countries. By Karl Fuchs Funny Valentine poems can contain elements of magic, like this funny Valentine's Day rhyme does. Love can transform The most commonplace Into beauty and splendour And sweetness and grace. We have the best collection of Valentine Poems For Boyfriend. Our love is contentment, happiness, too, Because there's just no one like you. I love you my husband! Ask Lily anything about flowers and we can guarantee she will have the answer. ©Valentine Verses © V 4 C May this Valentine's Day be filled with love, understanding, and contentment as you journey through life with those you hold dear © V 4 C Roses are Red, Violets are Blue It's Valentines Day and I love you Today I'm asking if you'll be mine Please say yes Harry.
Your love is a blessing, my sweet Valentine. On Valentine's Day, you may want to write a humorous poem, one that feels light and sweet, in order to find out whether they have feelings for you. These feelings of animal love we can share, As I find different ways to show that I care. Thank you for taking care of us and for your unconditional love. By Joanna Fuchs Looking for a hot, romantic Valentine poem. See colorful and entertaining ideas, demonstrations, and helpful information.
Anyway, that won't really happen, of course. Valentine Love Poems These free Valentine love poems are sure to touch the heart of your sweetheart. For you had my love right from the start And I know you always will. You can send the pictures of Valentine's Day Greetings to the ones you love for free. I'm blessed to have your true devotion; I'm filled with warm and sweet emotion.
And I love them and pet them most every day. Happy Valentines Day my darling husband! Finding the perfect Valentines Day messages for her can help you do just that. Happy Valentines Day my love! If I were a key, I would lock you; If lightning, then I would shock you; If I were a pier I would dock you; If I had a band I would rock you. Don't look at this as a sign that they don't care. Together, we can live life to the fullest.
When we explore every part of each other, touching, teasing, creating ecstatic fever in each other, such sweet torment-- I marvel that we can create together such astonishing pleasure. Valentine Senses If I were a streetlamp, I'd light up the night Whenever my sweetheart--that's you--came in sight. Was another guy, You told your friends that I was a trick, I told mine that you had a weak dick. If he is expecting you to wish him then make it a funny wish because humor is very important in a relationship and you have to keep it light in life. My wife is as sweet as a wife can me; She makes even dreary days bright. I wish you could know the wonder I feel Realizing we're husband and wife.
Thanks for reading our funny Valentine poems! Whenever I need help, Dear, You always give your all. Happy Valentines Day my love! Happy Valentines Day my love! How lucky I am to have found someone who's a treasure in every way. Will You Be My Valentine? I feel so blessed to have found you, my Valentine. I cannot force you to be right. Valentines Day comes every year on 14 th February and people from all over the world celebrate this day. Because you look like such a treat, You've made mush of my brain, made me weak in the feet. Our love is faithful, strong and true.
I love you and that will never change, you will always be in my heart now and forever. This funny Valentine poem is a funny Valentine verse for those who are no longer in the bloom of youth. It could be a Valentines Day poem for a boyfriend, a girlfriend, a husband or wife. More than 200-years later, 14 th February was declared as a Valentines Day. Now I pray this is read! It is an age old advice. So I'll plan and I'll strive till my princess can see That her handsome, courageous, hero is me.
You light up everything for me; In my heart you shine; Illuminating my whole life, My darling Valentine. I'm going to tea at the Reasons Such an elegant up market affair. If you knew what it feels like to hold you, You'd know I feel bliss for awhile. I am thankful I'm with you, sharing my life, I love and adore you, my wonderful wife. It just feels great this Valentine's Day To have a son , daughter like you.