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Walks into a Bar Jokes

a termite walks into a bar

Then he pulls out a little guy who site down and begins to play. He shook the man's hand and offered congratulations and good wishes. I'll bet if you went and talked to him, in six months you'll be cured of this problem. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Community College and sign up for some classes. Learn how, amuse your friends, and join a proud history of bar jokes.


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nightowlnashville.com: A man walked into a bar...

a termite walks into a bar

The Lone Ranger returned to the bar to finish his drink. A woman and a duck walk into a bar. Right after finishing his beer, the man stands up, unzips his fly, and proceeds to piss all over the bar and the bartender. A kangaroo enters a bar and drinks a whiskey. Although I wish we did have National Mustard Day as it could be a catch-all or ketchup for all the other holidays that are too much about money and consumption. He slams them one after the other.

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A Termite Walks into a Bar...

a termite walks into a bar

It says no dogs allowed! He sees a set of jumper cables in his trunk. An Irishman walks out of a bar. Thirty minutes later, Mike and Seamus have each paid for and drank a round and then began to wonder where the hell Pat is. One night, the Irishman comes in and only orders two rounds. Bartender rubs it, and the room fills up with ducks, flying everywhere. Is that even legal in this country? The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them.

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A termite walks into a bar

a termite walks into a bar

Then he grabs some sliced limes and eats them. Would Earth Day be on this list? The first cannibal wacks the clown on the head and they both start eating the clown. They do the same in their cities, and we have a drink together. He then jumps onto the pool table and grabs one of the billiard balls. A nonrenewable natural resource walks in to a bar and orders a tall glass of whiskey. Yeah, now you get it. .

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10 Funniest “Man Walked Into a Bar” Jokes (Slideshow)

a termite walks into a bar

I moved over here a few years ago but I still keep the tradition. We have a drink named after you! They are sipping their drinks when they see a rabbi walk in to the brothel. The bartender softens a little. Above, at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. A potato walks into a bar and all eyes were on him! Women were busy getting themselves the vote, men can take care of themselves. I was just giving you a hard time,' the biker says. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it.

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A termite walks into a bar

a termite walks into a bar

Get that mutt out of here! You have a drink named Steve?! A hamburger and a french fry walk into a bar. Grasshopper walks into a bar. Termites feed on dead plant material, generally in the form of timber, fallen logs, leaves, and other cellulose-containing materials. The next day, Jim goes down to the college and meets Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, History, and Logic. Seaboe -------------------- Education is not the filling of a hard drive, but the lighting of a bulb.

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The Big Apple: “A guy walks into a bar…” (bar jokes)

a termite walks into a bar

The bartender remarks that this is the first time he has served a kangaroo. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. So the bartender gave her one. Finally, it is found and duely returned just before the cowboy finishes his drink. What does a man who walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm say? You could have made millions off of it. After he eats he stands up stretches and pulls out a gun shooting everyone in the room but the bartender.

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A Termite Walks into a Bar...

a termite walks into a bar

You know, we don't get many kangaroos coming in here, you know. Had I not gotten there in time with a joke about this kangaroo who walks into this bar and orders this martini he might well have expired. He rides up to the local saloon, dismounts and ties his horse to the hitching post. Do you have a weed eater? The Lone Ranger got the horse water and soon Silver was starting to feel a little better. Six months later the bartender is having a somewhat quiet night when he recognizes the same man entering the bar. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place.

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A Termite Walks into a Bar...

a termite walks into a bar

To help prevent this problem, spread a layer of sand around the foundation of your wooden structure and in between any gaps that moisture could build up. The bartender is again amazed, and the man earns another beer. Clearly we need more coffee in the newsroom. In a little bit, they see a priest enter the brothel. The bartender shakes his head slowly. Think you might have a termite problem? I don't mind them being circulated, anyway.

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